StupidiNews!

• A major blast of arctic cold is freezing the Midwest, New England, and South today and could set all time record low temperatures in several cities tomorrow.
• An explosion at an oil refinery in Torrance, California has injured three and damaged millions in refinery equipment, investigators are looking into the cause.
• Ukraine's government is calling for the UN to send peacekeeper observers into contested areas to monitor the crumbling ceasefire that began last Sunday.
• Greece has formally submitted a request for a six-month loan extension to EU finance ministers in a last-ditch effort to keep the country from running out of bailout cash at the end of the month.
• The Obama administration is considering exporting armed, unmanned drone technology to a number of allied states, which could be a windfall for the aerospace and defense industries.