StupidiNews!

• Reports find at least two people were shot and injured late Sunday after peaceful protests marking the one-year anniversary of the death of Michael Brown turned violent.
• A accidental EPA wastewater spill from a Colorado gold mine is now estimated to have totaled three million gallons, the nearby city of Durango has declared a state of emergency.
• The US consulate in Istanbul came under gunfire early Monday and eight were killed in separate attacks as Turkey's war against both ISIS and Kurdish separatists gains momentum.
• New figures in Saudi Arabia find the number of women in the workforce has increased by half since social reforms by the late King Abdullah were set into motion in 2008.
• Astronauts on the International Space Station will chow down on space-grown veggies while on a mission for the first time.