StupidiNews!

• Seven people have been injured after a US Marine Corps helicopter crashed off the coast of Okinawa, with the Japanese Coast Guard confirming all 17 crew members were rescued.
• A new study finds one in nine American adults suffer from chronic, daily pain and one in seven suffer severe levels of pain.
• The Arlington, TX police officer who shot and killed 19-year old unarmed black man Christian Taylor has been fired for "exercising poor judgment".
• Hillary Clinton will hand over her private email server used during her time as Secretary of State to DOJ investigators looking into whether classified emails were mishandled.
• Harvard professor and Creative Commons founder Lawrence Lessig is exploring a presidential run in 2016 as a Democrat, running on voting rights and campaign finance reform.