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• Tennessee officials say a man drew a hatchet and pepper spray to injure three moviegoers in Nashville Wednesday afternoon, he was killed when charging a SWAT team with an air pistol.
• New Hampshire Republicans have cut a third from the state's funding for Planned Parenthood clinics in response to several videos of employees discussing fetal tissue donations.
• Malaysian officials are confirming that wing debris washed up on Reunion Island matches part numbers for Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370, which disappeared over the ocean last summer.
• Four years after the Fukushima nuclear disaster mothballed the country's nuclear power plants, Japan is bringing the first reactors back online with additional safety standards.
• Google says it will push the "largest software update in history" to correct a critical text messaging flaw in Android smartphones that could give hackers instant control over phones.