StupidiNews!

• Hurricane Joaquin has grown into a powerful Category 4 storm thrashing Bermuda, but the forecast track takes it out into the Atlantic where the worst should avoid the US East Coast.
• US Army officials say eleven people were killed when a C-130 transport plane crashed in Jalalabad, Afghanistan early Friday, including six US troops. 
• Russian jets have launched another round of airstrikes in Syria in a campaign that Russian military officials say could last three or four months.
• Mobile carrier T-Mobile says data on as many as 15 million people could have been exposed when hackers stole credit application information from credit-tracking firm Experian. 
• The FCC says it will put an end to "endless" fees and price gouging for prison inmates who want to call their loved ones or talk to their lawyers.