StupidiNews!

• The Nobel Prize in Chemistry has gone to a team of three scientists from Turkey, Sweden, and the US for their work on mapping out how cells protect and repair DNA.
• New analysis finds that the 500 largest companies in the US are keeping some $2.1 trillion offshore in order to avoid paying $620 billion in corporate taxes yearly.
• Doctors Without Borders is calling for an independent international investigation of the bombing of their hospital in Kunduz, Afghanistan, calling the incident a war crime.
• US and Russian military forces are trying to work out coordinated joint airstrikes against ISIS militants in Syria in talks starting today.
• Time Warner Cable is openly apologizing to customers after years of the lowest-ranked customer service in the industry, promising to not act "like a cable company" in the future.