StupidiNews!

• As expected, Senate Republicans used budget reconciliation to get the 51 votes needed to defund Obamacare and Planned Parenthood, but the bill is expected to be vetoed.
• Los Angeles County will not prosecute a California Highway Patrol officer seen on video beating a 51-year-ol black woman, calling the violence "legal and necessarily".
• Defense Secretary Ash Carter says the Pentagon will open all military combat roles to women who can qualify for the physical training standards.
• Restaurant industry groups have immediately sued New York City over new sodium warning guidelines for large fast food chains, calling the measure "arbitrary and capricious".
• Several New Jersey cities are demanding an investigation into Verizon, saying the company has neglected to maintain copper landlines in areas where there isn't fiber optic infrastructure.