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• A 7.1-magnitude earthquake rocked Alaska over the weekend, centered on the Cook Inlet southwest of Anchorage, where no major damage was reported early Sunday.
• Israeli doctors say 92-year-old former Israeli President Shimon Peres in in stable condition after the Nobel Peace Prize winner was admitted to a Tel Aviv hospital for chest pains.
• US Secretary of State John Kerry saya scheduled Syrian peace talks that were to have started today are being delayed as invitations to various rebel parties are still being lined up. 
• January is on track to be the slowest month in new IPO stock offerings since December 2008, so far zero IPO offerings have been scheduled for this month.
• Oklahoma Republicans are pushing legislation that would prevent teachers from being disciplined for teaching alternative scientific theories.