StupidiNews!

• Federal agents have arrested Cliven Bundy, the father of armed secessionist Ammon Bundy, who will himself surrender today and end the armed takeover of an Oregon wildlife refuge.
• The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals has overturned a lower court's ruling blocking Mississippi's use of lethal injection drugs.
• Ohio has become the latest Republican-controlled state to block federal funds for Planned Parenthood, legislation passed the state House yesterday and Gov. Kasich is expected to sign it.
• The FBI is cracking down on white-collar bribery cases under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act with dozens of new agents and lawyers.
• Moore's Law has hit the end of its 50-year run as engineers are no longer able to double the number of transistors on a single chip every 18-24 months due to size and heat concerns.