StupidiNews!

• German officials say eight people are dead and dozens were injured after a head-on collision between two passenger trains in Bavaria near Munich.
• President Obama will release his 2017 budget proposal today, calling for among other things $1.8 billion for combating the Zika virus.
• Hong Kong police clashed with pro-democracy protesters celebrating the Lunar New Year as dozens were arrested and police used pepper spray and riot gear to break up the crowd.
• Japan's bond market is the latest to see yields go below zero as investors flee the global stock slump ahead of Fed Chair Janet Yellen's testimony before Congress this week.
• Verizon, fresh off its acquisition of AOL last year, is looking to now purchase Yahoo! for its mobile ad business and user base.