StupidiNews!

• Bernie Sanders has conceded Missouri's primary results to Hillary Clinton, saying demanding a recount over Clinton's 1,500 vote lead wouldn't change the state's delegate count for him.
• North Korea has again fired two test missiles into the sea just one day after President Obama signed into law new sanctions aimed at punishing Pyongyang for earlier missile tests this year.
• Turkish PM Ahmet Davutoglu says that he is hopeful that a deal with EU officials can be reached on Syrian migrants in Europe, but both sides say they are far apart on an accord.
• Three months after US oil exports began as part of last year's budget deal for the first time in 40 years, US crude is heading everywhere from China to Panama.
• A rare bacterial outbreak in Wisconsin has killed 17 and sickened 54 since December as CDC officials are working to locate the source of the infection.