StupidiNews!

• The White House continues to confirm that President Obama will veto any legislation that allows 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia in court.
• Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte is ordering US special forces advisers to leave the country as relations between Manila and Washington continue to worsen.
• The US is expected to sign a 10-year, $38 billion military aid agreement with Israel later this week, a record package in exchange for "major concessions" from the Netanyahu government.
• LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman is offering $5 million in charity to veterans if Donald Trump publicly releases his tax returns by October 19.
• Chevy will have its new 238-mile range Bolt electric car in dealerships before the end of the year to make the first strike against Tesla's delayed Model 3.