StupidiNews!

• Multiple women have come forward to say that Donald Trump made unwanted physical advances towards them in the wake of a NY Times story published yesterday detailing two such incidents.
• The Justice Department is leveling criminal contempt charges against Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio for violating a federal judge's order in a racial profiling case.
• US cruise missiles were launched at coastal radar sites in Yemen in response to a US naval destroyer in the Persian Gulf being targeted by Houthi forces in two failed missile attack attempts this week.
• Embattled Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf is stepping down in the wake of a massive scandal involving the bank opening thousands of fake accounts in order to charge customers millions in fees.
• Vegan food replacement startup Soylent is halting sales and shipments of its snack bars after reports that the product has made dozens of people violently ill.