StupidiNews!

• Donald Trump will meet with German Chancellor Angela Merkel at the White House today after Trump took several potshots at the German leader earlier in the year over immigration.
• Stiff opposition among farm state Republicans is already building against proposed Trump budget cuts to the Department of Agriculture with farm industry groups crying foul as well.
• Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says that Obama-era "strategic patience" with North Korea is now over and that "comprehensive" measures are being developed to deal with Pyongyang.
• Cape Town, South Africa is facing drought and a dwindling water supply that could see the city out of water in a matter of months, not years.
• New theories of gravity waves "pushing" as well as pulling run into trouble explaining large-scale universal phenomena.