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• Russia is warning the Trump regime not to strike Syria again ahead of talks between Moscow's Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.
• London's Daily Mail will settle a lawsuit filed by Melania Trump over the British tabloid's story involving her modeling career.
• Puerto Rico is once again on the clock and facing bankruptcy as the US protectorate faces a congressional May 1 deadline to negotiate deals with creditors over $70 billion in debt.
• Trump regime spokesman Sean Spicer is facing calls to resign following comparison of Syria's Assad to Nazi Germany and falsely arguing that the Nazis did not use chemical weapons.
• Astronomers have discovered a "Great Cold Spot" on Jupiter, a massive swirling storm in the gas giant's atmosphere hundreds of degrees cooler than the surrounding clouds.