StupidiNews!

• In Afghanistan a massive blast near Kabul's embassy section has killed at least 80 and injured several hundred as a car bomb was detonated during morning rush hour traffic.
• Donald Trump deleted a tweet that read “Despite the constant negative press covfefe” this morning after several hours, in what appears to be a violation of the Presidential Records Act.
• Russian warships in the Mediterranean fired several cruise missiles at Islamic State targets in Syria according to Moscow, which informed US and Syrian forces of the strike.
• New polling ahead of next week's UK general election indicates the Tories and PM Theresa May could very well come up short of a majority in parliament.
• Hacker group Shadow Brokers are back after April's destructive NSA zero-day exploit release, promising a new batch of stolen NSA tools to those who pay $21,000.