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• In a 77-minute speech at a Phoenix campaign rally last night, Donald Trump attacked the media, threatened a government shutdown over his border wall, and hinted at ending NAFTA.
• The US Navy has relieved the commander of the 7th Fleet, Vice Admiral Joseph Aucoin, of his post after two recent fatal collisions involving naval craft in Asia.
• As Jared Kushner heads to the Middle East, Egypt has canceled their meetings with him after the US decision to withhold $300 million in foreign aid over human rights violations.
• Harvard University research indicates that ExxonMobil, formerly headed by US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, has spent over four decades undermining climate change research.
• Identity theft and fraud arrests by New York State law enforcement using facial recognition software reached 4,000 since 2010 and is expected to rise as technology has improved.