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• Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke has resigned his position, Clarke has faced years of accusations of police brutality and abuse, he is expected to take a job in the Trump regime.
• The death toll from Harvey has risen to 44 as nearly nearly two million have been displaced or have evacuated voluntarily, Beaumont, Texas remains without drinking water.
• Kenya's Supreme Court has invalidated this month's re-election of President Uhuru Kenyatta over vote rigging, a new presidential election has been ordered by the end of October.
• Harvey has knocked out 60% of the country's ethylene production and has taken with it America's production of everything from grocery bags to PVC pipes to medical and auto parts.
• Apple is expected to announce the new iPhone 8 on September 12 in Cupertino, the top-end smartphone is expected to retail for over $1000.