StupidiNews!

• Eight million customers are without power across five states in the wake of Irma, including 60% of Florida residents, as remnants of the storm drift towards Tennessee and Kentucky.
• The Brexit process slowly continues as lawmakers in Parliament voted Monday to formally repeal the 1972 law that allowed the UK to join the EU.
• The Trump regime is weighing a new hard line approach to Iran, including possible changes to the 2015 Iran nuclear deal set under President Obama.
• Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy has ordered the Ninth Circuit to restore the Trump Regime's ban on Muslim refugees until the court can make a full decision on the case.
• Apple CEO Tim Cook is expected to announce the iPhone 8 and 8 Plus today, along with the iPhone X which is expected to cost $1,000 or more.