StupidiNews!

• Radio host Leeann Tweeden has accused Minnesota Dem Sen. Al Franken of forcibly kissing and groping her in 2006 during a USO tour, Franken has apologized for the behavior.
• The Keystone XL pipeline has been shut down after leaking 210,000 gallons of crude in South Dakota, Nebraska is set to decide the fate of the pipeline's expansion next week.
• Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe remains under house arrest and is being pressured to resign after a military coup earlier this week, his party, ZANU-PF, wants him to step down.
• The head of the Sicilian Mafia has died of heart problems in a prison hospital, Salvatore "the Beast" Riina was 87 years old.
• New York's state Supreme Court has ruled that the NYPD needs a warrant to use cell-phone spoofing surveillance devices, several other states have come to the same legal conclusion.