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• House Republicans plan to vote on a measure Thursday to keep the government open but there is little sign that they actually have the votes to pass anything without Democrats.
• The Trump regime is moving to end a program to bring Haitian workers to the US after 2010's earthquake, the Department of Homeland Security says the program is no longer needed. 
• Donald Trump is denying that the US embassy in Israel will be moved to Jerusalem by the end of 2018 in a split with Israeli PM Netanyahu who was expecting the move later this year.
• Trump is touting his tax law as the reason why Apple has announced a plan to move billions in cash from offshore to the US along with a new domestic customer service headquarters.
• The latest big project from Nintendo is Labo, a system that will combine the portable Switch console and controllers with software and cardboard build kits.