StupidiNews!

• Winter storm warnings have been issues from Florida to Boston as a major nor'easter is expected to drop ice, freezing rain, and snow along the eastern seaboard today and tomorrow.
• With Utah GOP Sen. Orrin Hatch announcing his retirement at the end of the year, the speculation is that Mitt Romney will run for Hatch's open seat.
• North Korea has reopened its border hotline with South Korea after ending the practice in 2016, Donald Trump responded by boasting about the "size" of his "nuclear button".
• The White House is demanding Democrats agree to end to "chain migration" and fully fund a southern border wall in exchange for saving DACA as a government shutdown looms.
• The advent of solid-state lidar sensors could be the key to making autonomous vehicles vastly less expensive and safer in the future.