StupidiNews!

• Chinese President Xi Jinping has abolished presidential term limits, meaning he will most likely remain in power for the foreseeable future.
• Attorneys General from 20 Republican states are suing the Trump regime, arguing that the repeal of the individual mandate by the GOP tax law now renders the Affordable Care Act unconstitutional.
• The global watchdog organization on chemical weapons is investigating the recent Syrian regime attacks on the Ghouta region of the country to determine if chemical weapons were used.
• Cable giant Comcast has made a $31 billion offer for British pay-TV broadcaster Sky, the offer could spark a bidding war for the network among Comcast, Disney, and 21st Century Fox.
• AT&T has lost its court bid to avoid FCC fines for throttling unlimited data plan users as the 9th Circuit ruled Monday that the FCC's jurisdiction does cover wireless plans.