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• Teachers in West Virginia return to school today after a four-day walkout as GOP Gov. Jim Justice agreed to demands of a 5% pay raise for the state with the lowest paid teachers in America.
• Mississippi Republicans are moving closer to a bill that would ban nearly all abortion procedures after just 15 weeks, a full state Senate vote on the state House bill is expected next week.
• EU antitrust regulators are expected to approve a mammoth merger between pharmaceutical giant Bayer and global seed titan Monsanto in a $62.5 billion deal.
• Arizona's April 24th race for the seat of disgraced GOP Rep Trent Franks has been set, Republican state Senator Debbie Lesko will take on Democratic newcomer Dr. Hiral Tipirneni.
• Google is bringing its Clips camera to consumers starting today, the $249 camera's AI automatically takes pictures depending on what it sees and what you deem to be interesting.