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• Donald Trump will keep US troops in Syria for now after advisors warned against an immediate withdrawal but reportedly he has given the Pentagon six months to "get the job done".
• Four NYPD officers fatally shot a black man in Brooklyn who was holding a metal pipe, police officials say the shooting is being investigated and body camera footage reviewed.
• The Trump regime reportedly plans new sanctions against Russian oligarchs under laws Congress passed directing the Treasury Department to take action against Moscow's elite.
• Citing a "border crisis" the Trump regime will direct the Defense Department to come up with a plan to send National Guard troops to the US/Mexico border within 30 days.
• Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg says the company will voluntarily implement EU privacy standards for everyone after admitting as many as 87 million profiles may have been compromised.