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• Donald Trump is widely expected to announce his decision to decertify the Iranian nuclear deal this afternoon, leaving the agreement in tatters and prompting outrage from Tehran and US allies.
• Senate Democrats want the Trump regime to declassify more information on Trump CIA Director nominee Gina Haspel's work at the agency overseeing the agency's 9/11-era torture programs.
• The White House wants $15 billion in budget cuts, including $7 billion cut from the Children's Health Insurance Program, because the funds have not been spent yet.
• Japan's Takeda Pharmaceutical is making a $62 billion offer for British rival Shire, the largest ever acquisition by a Japanese company would create the world's ninth-largest drugmaker.
• Nintendo is launching an online gaming subscription service for its Switch console for $20 a year starting in September, the service will offer cloud data saving an online multiplayer.