StupidiNews!

• Category 4 Hurricane Lane is expected to deluge parts of the Hawaiian Islands with more than 19 inches of rain over the next 48 hours.
• With National Enquirer head David Pecker now receiving immunity from prosecution over the Cohen investigation, yesterday the magazine revealed it has a vault of information on Donald Trump.
• Australian Treasurer Scott Morrison will be the country's next Prime Minister after a brutal Liberal party leadership battle stripped PM Malcolm Turnbull of his office.
• The states that have required E-Verify to check the citizenship and eligibility status for all employees simply don't enforce the law, a new study finds.
• Cable giants Comcast and Charter are teaming up to lobby the FTC to kill net neutrality regulations that the FCC has already repealed while saying the FTC should enforce them.