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• As the remnants of Tropical Storm Gordon dump rain on the Ohio Valley, Hurricane Florence has reached Category 4 strength and could threaten the East Coast  next week.
• One person is confirmed dead and 32 missing after a magnitude 6.7 quake near the Japanese island of Hokkaido knocked out power to millions and triggered landslides slowing rescue and recovery.
• North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un is now saying he wants to denuclearize the Korean Peninsula "during Trump's first term" according to South Korean officials.
• Hong Kong has surpassed New York City as the home to the most individuals worth $30 million or more as Chinese millionaires are on the rise and returning from overseas.
• Amazon has joined Apple as the first two US companies to reach the $1 trillion mark as the retail shipping giant continues to grow and expand.