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• Former VP Joe Biden has responded to allegations that he made Nevada politician Lucy Flores "uneasy" in 2014 when he kissed the back of her head, Biden says he did not act "inappropriately".
• The White House wants to create a $100 billion slush fund to bankroll Trump's pet projects, the Trump regime wants to use the tactic to do an end run around sequestration spending caps.
• Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan's ruling AK Party has lost local elections in Istanbul after losing in Ankara, the losses represent a major blow to his power base and future as President. 
• As the UK Parliament takes over Brexit proceedings on Monday as the government of PM Theresa May spirals out of control, the Tories are making plans for possible snap general elections.
• New research finds that preventable outbreaks of childhood diseases cost tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer money every year across the country.