StupidiNews!

• Four million Americans in an area stretching from east of Denver to west of Minneapolis are in for a major spring blizzard today and tomorrow, several feet of snow could fall in parts of the Plains.
• With a Friday deadline on Brexit looming, European Union leaders have agreed to a six-month delay with UK negotiators as the government of PM Theresa May tries to find a solution.
• Former Obama White House counsel Greg Craig is expected to be charged in connection with his work for Paul Manafort for the Ukrainian government, stemming from the Mueller investigation.
• New Zealand's parliament has voted 119-1 to ban several types of military-style firearms in the country, the law will include a buyback provision as possession will result in prison time.
• SpaceX has scrubbed a Wednesday Falcon Heavy rocket launch due to high winds, the launch will be rescheduled for Thursday evening.