StupidiNews!

• Donald Trump now says that Democrats must "fix" immigration issues with the southern border using legislation or he will close the border as soon as this weekend.
• Two black Baptist churches have been torched in the last few days in St. Landry's Parish, Louisiana, police are telling black churches to be cautious as they are still looking for suspects.
• Meeting a promise of an April 2 deadline, Democrats have issued subpoenas for the unredacted version of the full Mueller report from the Department of Justice.
• Former federal prosecutor Lori Lightfoot has won Chicago's mayoral runoff election, she will be the Second City's first openly gay black woman Mayor.
• Google is teaming up with Walmart so Google Assistant can order groceries using your voice.