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• Seven suspects, including the confessed gunman, have been arrested in a plot to kill former Boston Red Sox player David Ortiz in his homeland of the Dominican Republic.
• A new study finds that as much as a fifth of the Earth's current ocean life could be gone due to climate change by the end of the century.
• Donald Trump promised Polish President Andrzej Duda 1,000 US troops to deter Russian aggression as the White House hosted the NATO ally on Wednesday.
• Maine has become the eighth US state to legalize assisted suicide as Gov. Janet Mills has signed legislation into law, allowing doctors to prescribe terminally ill patients a fatal dose of medication.
• The oldest known evidence of cannabis use has been found in China from 2,500 years ago, marijuana was used as part of ancient funeral rituals to honor the dead.