StupidiNews!

• Walmart CEO Doug McMillon says the company will offer a "thoughtful and deliberate" response to last weekend's deadly El Paso shooting, but for now the company will continue to sell firearms.
• Two bodies found in Manitoba, Canada appear to be the two murder suspects sought by RCMP officers after a three-week manhunt for the teens who allegedly killed three people.
• Puerto Rico's third governor in less than a week was sworn in Wednesday after the territory's Supreme Court ruled Pedro Pierluisi's assumption of power was illegal.
• Pakistan has suspended all trade with India and has downgraded diplomatic ties in response to Delhi's decision to revoke the autonomous status of the disputed Kashmir region between the two nations.
• Apple's latest iOS iteration, version 13, will tighten up VoiP privacy settings on social media apps like Facebook, meaning vendors have until April 2020 to comply or be cut off.