StupidiNews!

• The White House continues to direct all House Judiciary Committee subpoena targets to refuse to talk to congressional investigators, asserting executive privilege over Corey Lewandowski and two others.
• The Manhattan DA's office has subpoenaed eight years of Donald Trump's federal tax returns in the NY state criminal investigation into Trump's hush money payments to Stormy Daniels.
• Hong Kong city administrator Carrie Lam says she will begin "dialogue sessions" with protesters this week, but stated again that protests and violence in the city must come to an immediate end.
• China is siding with its Asian rivals over oil prices as the world waits to see what the Saudi and US response will be to Saturday's Abqaiq oilfield attacks.
• Netflix has won the streaming war for exclusive rights to Seinfeld starting in 2021, beating out Hulu's current $180 million deal.