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• California police say a man walked into the Mt. Shasta police department on Monday and told officers he had killed four people in Roseville, California, with one body in the man's trunk.
• Two MIT researchers and a Harvard colleague will share this year's Nobel Prize in economics for work on global poverty, the team's Esther Duflo is only the second woman to win for economics.
• The European Union is considering a new emergency summit later this month for a Brexit deal, embattled UK PM Boris Johnson last week received the Queen's permission to proceed.
• Hong Kong is now under an "effective curfew" as the city's subway stations are now shutting down at 10 PM local time in response to protester attacks on stations.
• A federal judge has halted lawsuits against Purdue Pharma and the billionaire Sackler family that owns the company, but the reprieve is only for three weeks in order to get all sides talking.