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• House Democrats have passed an $8.3 billion coronavirus response package that will head to the Senate this week, where Republicans say they will pass the measure and put it on Trump's desk.
• Rome is marking 500 years since the death of Renaissance master Raphael but one of the painter's most famous works will remain in Florence, Italy after being deemed too fragile to move.
• The Justice Department has charged a Pentagon language expert with transmitting classified intelligence to terrorist group Hezbollah.
• Chief Justice John Roberts made the rare step of openly chastising Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer over the Democrat's comments on Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh.
• AT&T says it is planning "tens of billions of dollars" in cost-cutting measures including job cuts as the company's struggling DirecTV service continues to hemorrhage customers.