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• While violent crimes have dropped in most American cities due to COVID-19 according to police statistics, grand theft auto is spiking in many places as cars remain unused for many.
• Referring to any more direct federal aid packages as "blue state bailouts", Senate GOP Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says he'd rather states be allowed to declare bankruptcy instead.
• The Australian government is backing the Trump regime's insistence that the WHO face inquiry on its COVID-19 response and Beijing's explanation on the illness's origins.
• Japan is largely ignoring Prime Minster Abe's emergency orders as gamblers are venturing into crowded city pachinko parlors despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
• A new study finds that US shelter-in-place order will hurt the economy in the short run, but in the long-term the lives saved will be worth $5.2 trillion.