StupidiNews!

• Large Southern states continue to lead the nation in per capita COVID-19 cases as US deaths from the virus continue to average over 1,000 per day.
• The US Supreme Court will hear arguments on the case brought by Republican state Attorneys General against Obamacare on the week after the November election.
• House Democrats will return to Washington Saturday to vote on legislation to boost USPS funding by $25 billion and roll back cuts, the bill has virtually no chance in the GOP Senate.
• Donald Trump wants the UN Security Council to restore all sanctions against Iran, a move that would almost certainly face veto from other permanent Security Council members.
• Apple's market capitalization has topped $2 billion, making it the first US company to hit that mark as CEO Tim Cook has doubled the company's value during the COVID-19 pandemic.