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• Czech billionaire and investment guru Petr Kellner was among five people killed in a helicopter crash in Alaska, the 56-year-old Kellner and his party were on a skiing trip.
• Dominion Voting Systems is "building a legal armada" to sue multiple members of the Trump regime and GOP for defamation over false claims the company was involved in voting fraud.
• Water traffic in the Suez Canal reopened Monday after a giant container ship ran aground sideways, blocking the canal for seven days and costing more than $100 million in lost shipping business.
• The Biden administration says it is weighing final options in response to last year's massive Solarwinds hack by Russia, saying the response will be both "seen and unseen".
  
• Troubled social media platform Parler claims it warned federal law enforcement officials dozens of times about potentially dangerous posts days before the January 6th Capitol terrorist attack.