Thanks particularly to the month-long financial crisis, Republicans are in extremely poor shape with the election three weeks away. This means the worst case scenario is now a distinct possibility: a Democrat in the White House, a Democratic Senate with a filibuster-proof majority, and a Democratic House with a bolstered majority.In which case he goes into wingnut mode and rails against Democrats doing horrible things like "allowing workers to form unions" and "giving equal time for liberal talk radio" and "appointing Supreme Court justices that aren't Sam Alito" and totally crazy stuff like "universal health care" and "carbon emissions caps".
If this scenario unfolds, Washington would become a solidly liberal town again for the first time in decades. And the prospects of passing the liberal agenda--nearly all of it--would be bright. Enacting major parts of it would be even brighter. You can forget about bipartisanship.
You know, truly horrible things like health care that will result in gangs of Liberals roaming the post-Bush wasteland like the Road Warrior or something, waiting to show people compassion or some shit. Fred needs new underwear. He has soiled himself in an unmanly fashion. Best ending ever:
If not, we face the liberal deluge.That's right, Freddie. We shall fall from the socialist sky like rain, bitches.
And we will wield our Humanity and Compassion like twin scythes, cutting through wingnut souls like Fred's in a manner consistant with particularly thin butter, vulnerable to bladed farming implements.
It shall be glorious.