Not to be outdone in the completely insane category, the Texas GOP has released their state platform (PDF). Here are some of the...lowlights:
Limited Federal Powers –We strongly support state sovereignty reserved under the Tenth Amendment and oppose mandates beyond the scope of federal authority, as defined in the U.S. Constitution. We further support abolition of federal agencies involved in activities not originally delegated to the federal government under a strict interpretation of the U.S. Constitution.
We didn't need that Department of Education anyway. We're Texas, goddammit. Oh, but it gets worse. It may be the greatest piece of performance art and political satire written in the last generation.