Like Moose Lady, Like Daughter

More power to Bristol Palin, as far as I'm concerned.  If she wants to grift the hell out of the rubes like her mom, go for it.

In 2009, Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol joined a teen pregnancy prevention nonprofit called the Candie’s Foundation. Today, the Associated Press reported that the Candie’s Foundation released its 2009 tax information, revealing that Bristol was paid a salary of $262,500. But a closer examination of the tax form by ThinkProgress shows that the group disbursed only $35,000 in grants to actual teen pregnancy health and counseling clinics: $25,000 to the Mt. Sinai Adolescent Health Center and $10,000 to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.

Nice work if you can get it.  Teach the young useful skills like wingnut welfare from non-profits early and they can ride that gravy train throughout life.  How many other teenagers you know can pull down a quarter-million plus a year without, you know, any discernible skills?  Hey, it works for the staff of National Review...

Notably, Bristol’s Candie’s Foundation group is run by Neil Cole, an executive at the teenage clothing company Iconix Brand Group. Many critics have pointed out that the Candie’s Foundation appears to be geared towards improving the public image of Cole’s company rather than reducing teen pregnancy. 

Famous for being famous and raking in the dough.  Nothing more American than that.

StupidiNews!

• A second attempt to plug the leak of radioactive water into the ocean from Fukushima Daiichi reactor #2 has been successful...for now.
• Both conservatives and liberals turned out in record numbers in last night's Wisconsin Supreme Court election, which is still too close to call and may be headed for a recount.
• The White House says Pakistan is failing to prevent Islamist militant from retaking areas of the country despite US help.
• Falling solar panel production prices and rising fossil fuels are prompting more solar plants to be built worldwide.
• The rise of 3D printers and fabricators means a new chapter in copyright and intellectual property battles over data that can now be turned into objects.

Last Call

I will say that having Florida Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz lead the DNC is a major step up from Tim Kaine.  Kaine is running for Senate in 2012.  She is leaps and bounds better than Kaine and is a fighter.

The congresswoman is beloved by the Democratic rank and file for her aggressive, outspoken advocacy for liberal points of view. She’s frequently deployed as a surrogate, particularly to groups of women and Jewish voters.

“Since she was first elected to Congress in 2004, Debbie Wasserman Schultz has emerged as one of the most outspoken leaders in the Democratic Party,” Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley, chairman of the Democratic Governors Association, said in a statement.

“A strong voice for ordinary people who didn’t cause the recession but are too often asked to pay the price, Wasserman Schultz will be a great advocate for President Obama and for Democrats across the country who are fighting to grow the economy and create jobs for middle-class families.”

Democratic consultant Karen Finney, a former DNC communications director, called Wasserman Schultz “a fantastic choice.”

Having said that, A) a mildly drunken hobo in a clown suit is a major step up from Blue Dog Kaine, and B) Schultz is still very much a member of the Evan Bayh/John Kerry corporate wing of the Dems.  She's pro-choice and pro-social issues, and has been a fairly reliable vote for Obama, but she's also made no bones about saying that a Blue Dog is better than a Republican, and that's not always true.

Still, as I said, she's a fighter.  And damn, it's good to see a woman get this post.

And I will take a fighter over that inanimate carbon rod that is Tim Kaine any day.

New tag:  Debbie Wasserman Schultz.  I suspect we'll be hearing a lot more from her.

Gold Rush, Part 21

Another new nominal record high for the yellow stuff.

The price of gold hit a record high above $1,450 an ounce in trading here Tuesday as the 'safe haven' metal won support from geopolitical unrest and surging global inflation, traders said.


Gold reached $1,450.65 an ounce at 1515 GMT on the London Bullion Market, beating the previous record of $1,447.82 set on March 24.

It stood at $1,448.65 an ounce at about 1630 GMT, while sister metal silver struck a 31-year peak of $39.09 an ounce in the wake of gold's rally.

Precious metals have been winning support as unrest in the Middle East and north Africa "shows no signs of abating with the civil war in Libya escalating and already negative situations in... Syria, Yemen and Bahrain deteriorating further," said SEB Commodity Research analyst Bjarne Schieldrop.

"Increasing global inflation pressures provide additional support for gold."

Chaos is expensive, folks.

Three Reasons Why There Won't Be A Shutdown

Seeing a lot of news stories fly around this afternoon that a shutdown on Friday is all but inevitable. 

Boehner and the GOP have floated a stopgap spending measure, which includes deep cuts, to buy Congress another week to negotiate -- but Democrats and the White House have rejected that plan.

A spokesman for Reid told reporters during a Senate vote that Boehner moved the goalposts in Tuesday's White House meeting. Republicans are now positing $40 billion in cuts as a possible target for a deal -- up a few billion from the range of cuts that had marked the negotiations for about two weeks. Democrats are not accepting that figure.

"They're saying they won't agree to anything unless they get 218 Republican votes," Reid told reporters at his weekly press availability after returning from the White House.

Boehner's spokesman Michael Steel flatly denied this charge.

I don't buy it.  There are three reasons why:

1)  The corporate Powers That Be don't like it.  If there's any single constant in the political universe right now, it's that the GOP will always serve their corporate masters.  A government shutdown on indeterminate length would create major uncertainty in the markets.  The markets don't like this.  The big corporations like their status quo, and they like their corporate subsidies.  Throw a shutdown into the revenue stream and we start having to worry about when people who do government work get paid.  The big multi-nationals feeding at the government trough aren't going to be too keen on that.

2)  The Democrats have folded every poker hand so far.  President Obama says no more extensions, but it hasn't stopped the Dems from folding on tens of billions of cuts so far.  Every time the Dems offer cuts, the GOP takes it, but it forces another confrontation down the line.  So far, the GOP has gotten the Democrats to give in every time, for shorter and shorter continuing resolutions and more and more cuts in programs.  What makes this time any different?  The Republicans are winning and the more cunning ones know it.  Why shut down the government when you get what you want from the mere threat of shutdown?

3)  The Republicans want to avoid stuff like this:

House Republicans huddled late Monday and, according to a GOP aide, gave the speaker an ovation when he informed them that he was advising the House Administration Committee to begin preparing for a possible shutdown. That process includes alerting lawmakers and senior staff about which employees would not report to work if no agreement is reached.

Republicans know they only keep winning as long as they can keep the Tea Party nutjobs in check.  If they refuse to play ball and force a shutdown, proudly proclaiming that they are the ones behind it, then it's 1995 all over again and the GOP knows it.

The question is now if Orange Julius an company have miscalculated and lost control of Teabaggenstein's Monster.  If that's the case and the GOP has pushed things too far, too quickly, then there could be a shutdown as early as this weekend.  Hey, nobody said the Republicans know when to cut their losses.  A smart Boehner would have taken the Senate Dems deal.

But if he has lost control of this far right, then he's screwed.  Ask Newtie how that turned out.

This Week In Village Idiocy

Larry Kudlow, natch.

Did the big March jobs report put Pres. Obama back on the road to reelection? If so, he can thank the GOP, whose tax cuts saved him from himself.

You could hear cheering all the way from the West Wing when the Labor Department showed a 216,000 gain in nonfarm payrolls, the biggest number in quite some time. Plus, the unemployment rate continued its decline to 8.8 percent. Not so long ago it was nearly 10 percent.

Corporate payrolls have now increased by 478,000 for the first three months of the year. Over the past three months, the average payroll gain has been 159,000, which is more than twice the monthly gain in 2010. If payrolls stay on track, that would mean nearly 2 million jobs created in 2011. 

So sure, the White House must be very happy. In fact, everybody should be happy at an improving jobs picture. 

But here’s the sublime irony. The wake-up in job creation is a function of Republican policy. After all, for two years the Obama Democrats spent themselves into oblivion, with over $1 trillion of so-called big-government stimulus. Didn’t work. By the end of last year, that failed stimulus wore off, and it was replaced by Republican tax cuts.

Umm, no you idiot.  The Bush tax cuts continued being the Bush tax cuts.  Those didn't change at all.  And Obama lowered payroll taxes too.  If the GOP is solely responsible for the last three months of job creation because of their tax cuts, why did the financial crisis happen?

Christ, what a joke.

This Week's WTH

Recently, I posted an article about a man who was going almost twice the speed limit, and the couple was outraged that a responsible police officer made them wait for an ambulance.  When the father became belligerent, he was detained.

It appears a judge sees it their way, at least for the Coughlins of New Hampshire.  My jaw dropped when I read this article explaining that their judge believes the wife being in labor justified the husband going 102 in a 55 MPH zone.  This is a different case than the one above, but the details are similar. Which prompts me to wonder, was he high? 

Where is the regard for public safety?  What about the wife's safety?  Would a woman in labor survive an accident at that speed, or the infant?  There was a logical alternative, the same one the Denver officers insisted on: an ambulance.  They are trained to drive at high speeds, and traffic knows to yield to them.  The law and public safety come first, especially knowing there was a lawful option.  A judge should know better.

Who Do You Think You Are?

I missed it, but I will be fixing that mistake.

(CNN) -- Forget the "NCISs," the "CSIs" and even "SVU." The most suspenseful hour on television is "Who Do You Think You Are?" And it doesn't rely on bullets, blood or a Bieber cameo to deliver thrills.
For those who haven't seen the show -- and hang your head in shame if you haven't -- this Friday-night NBC reality series follows celebrities as they discover their roots with the help of family members, genealogists and historians.

So what do you find out?  You can read the article above to see, but the results are cool and occasionally touching.  I'm just happy to see something different on television.  If any of you saw it, what did you think?

Shutdown Countdown, Part 14

Republicans aren't going to shut the government down on Friday.  The wall street titans that own them will not allow them to do so.  The only question is what form the last minute deal will take.  The GOP has a plan on the table for a one week measure that will cost $12 billion in cuts.  Expect it to happen.

Brian Beutler:

The purpose is simple. If negotiations over a six-month spending package don't yield an agreement in the next day or two, the Congress will be armed with the proper protocols for operating during shutdown. But the House of Representatives will also pass a politically tough temporary funding package -- with cuts too deep for many Democrats to accept -- and leave the question of a shutdown in their hand. If the Senate can pass it, and the President signs it, it buys congressional leaders and the White House another week to hash out a longer plan -- but at the cost of steep, steep cuts. On an annualized basis, it would amount to well over half a trillion dollars.

Both the White House and the Senate Democrats have indicated that their patience with short term measures has run out. Indeed, Republicans have publicly insisted they oppose further stopgaps, suggesting this is a strong-arm negotiating tactic. If they stick to their guns and let this measure fail, House Republicans will lay the shutdown at their feet. Democratic leaders have yet to respond to this development.

Why should Republicans shut down the government when all they have to do is make a "give us this or else" demand that the Democrats agree to, every time?

Land Of The Rising Core Temperature, Part 22

The news out of Fukushima Daiichi continues to get worse.

Japanese utility and government authorities suffered fresh setbacks Tuesday with the detection of radiation in a fish and news that water gushing from the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant into the Pacific had radiation levels more than millions of times above the regulatory limit.


Readings from samples taken Saturday in the concrete pit outside the turbine building of the plant's No. 2 reactor -- one of six at the crisis-plagued plant -- had radiation 7.5 million times the legal limits, said an official with the Tokyo Electric Power Company, which runs the plant. Newer findings, from Tuesday afternoon, showed a slight drop to 5 million times the norm.

The utility company also noted Tuesday that the radiation levels diminished sharply a few dozen meters from the leak, consistent with their assessment that the spill might have a minimal effect on sealife. But even in these spots, radiation levels remained several hundred-thousand times the legal limit.

The entire issued underlined that getting a grip on how to minimize the amount of radiation in the Pacific Ocean is the new, primary battlefront in the weeks-long crisis at the nuclear plant.

And it's a battle that is being lost.  Radioactive cesium-137 has a half-life measured in decades.  Japan's problems are going to continue for a very long time.

Is This The Real Life, Is This Just Fantasy?

Rep. Paul Ryan's Magical Dreamer Budget(tm) is a towering work of fiction.  It might even win some sort of award.  Here's what it's going to do, folks!

Our budget, which we call The Path to Prosperity, is very different. For starters, it cuts $6.2 trillion in spending from the president's budget over the next 10 years, reduces the debt as a percentage of the economy, and puts the nation on a path to actually pay off our national debt. Our proposal brings federal spending to below 20% of gross domestic product (GDP), consistent with the postwar average, and reduces deficits by $4.4 trillion.

A study just released by the Heritage Center for Data Analysis projects that The Path to Prosperity will help create nearly one million new private-sector jobs next year, bring the unemployment rate down to 4% by 2015, and result in 2.5 million additional private-sector jobs in the last year of the decade. It spurs economic growth, with $1.5 trillion in additional real GDP over the decade. According to Heritage's analysis, it would result in $1.1 trillion in higher wages and an average of $1,000 in additional family income each year.

Plus it's clinically proven to stop the gum disease gingivitis and will increase crop yields by 14%.

The man is on crack.  In four years Ryan expects to have created 8 million jobs we've lost, and then enough to push our unemployment rate back down to better than it was under Bush or Clinton, to boost stagnant middle class wages by $1,000 a year, to get our economy growing at China (purported) levels and to do all this by making massive cuts to Medicaid and privatizing Medicare.

Here's what would really happen:  corporate profits would continue to skyrocket at the 25%+ a year rate we're seeing now, which would be plowed back into massive bonus checks and stock earnings for the richest Americans.  Those $1.1 trillion in additional wage growth each year?  Something like $1 trillion would go to the top of the top.  The average American would see next to nothing.

Ryan would get rid of green energy subsidies as "corporate welfare", but keep oil company subsidies.  He'd get rid of Fannie and Freddie, but has no idea what would replace it and the millions of mortgages it holds.

And yes, he would make all these trillions in cuts over 10 years in order to cut the tax rate on the rich from 36% to 25%.

That's really the goal of Ryan's plan, to "create" trillions by cutting taxes on the wealthiest Americans by a third.  You thought Obama was a "wealth distributionist"?  Republicans want to give trillions to the wealthy and make the rest of us pay for it through spending cuts, and they think you're too stupid to notice.  They assure us if we give the rich more money, they'll create jobs.

They will.  They'll just do it on Wall Street and overseas.

Amazing.  So how much will the Democrats capitulate on this?

[UPDATE]  Steve M. speaks for a lot of Americans who would get screwed by this plan after 2022 by saying "Well thanks, Paul."

The nerve of this little elitist. My wife and I are in our early fifties -- fairly close to retirement, yet still young enough, under Ryan's plan, to be thrown on the tender mercies of the free market for our health care when we're old -- and I just want to know what he thinks people in our situation do. Does he think we just sit around blissfully ignoring the passing of time until about about, oh, 64 or so, and then make our plans for how we're going to survive retirement in a couple of hours one evening? Does he think we don't worry about this, and strategize for it, years and even decades before retirement is imminent? 

What he thinks, old friend, is that you're expendable and half of folks your age will vote for the Republicans anyway just because they believe Ryan isn't talking about taking away Medicare from them, he means he'll take Medicare away from "those people who can't afford health care anyway".

StupidiNews!

• The University of Connecticut Huskies have beaten the Butler Bulldogs 53-41 to take Coach Jim Calhoun's third NCAA men's basketball title.
• The UN may declare Palestine its own sovereign state, which would put Israel in position of militarily occupying a UN member.
• The Obama administration has given up on trying alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheik Muhammad in civilian court as Republicans and Democrats in Congress have blocked every attempt to do so.
• Treasury Secretary Geithner is warning that the US faces "severe hardships" if the debt ceiling is not raised by July.
• Movie studios are demanding a complete shutdown of online movie rental service Zedeva as well as billions in damages.

Last Call

Looking like the end game for both Ivory Coast and Libya this week.  First, with French and UN forces in Ivory Coast, embattled strongman Laurent Gbagbo looks like he's cornered.

Forces loyal to President Alassane Ouattara have surrounded the residence of rival Laurent Gbagbo, a spokesman for Ouattara told CNN Monday night.


Patrick Achi said he is about 80% sure that Gbagbo is still inside the presidential palace and will be captured by Tuesday.

"We do not see why he shall not surrender," Achi said, adding the new government may seek to have Gbagbo tried by the International Court of Justice.

Second, looks like there's a possible deal for Qaddafi's surrender in Libya.

The envoy sent by Moammar Gadhafi to the West is testing foreign governments' willingness to accept one of the embattled Libyan leader's sons as his successor, a source close to the Libyan leadership said Monday.


Under the proposal, Saif al-Islam Gadhafi, 38, would take over from his father and help to usher in swift reform, the source said.

Once thought to be a leading reformer inside the Libyan government, Saif has emerged as one of his father's most visible defenders since the start of the unrest.

To avoid instability, the transition must "be a gradual handover of power," the source said.

The source also stressed the need to negotiate a "respectful solution" so that the elder Gadhafi is not seen as being forced out. Moammar Gadhafi has led Libya for 42 years.

We'll see.  But even if both strongmen are deposed peacefully and the fighting stops, it doesn't mean all the problems are over.  If anything, the last nine years have taught us that the problems truly start when the war stops.

Burnt Orange Julius

If these supposed excerpts from Matt Taibbi's upcoming Rolling Stone interview with GOP House Speaker John Boehner are typical, then he's in a lot of trouble.  Orange Julius unloads on the middle class, unions, college kids, the works.  And his complete disgust for anyone who isn't like him is so evident, the only thing really shocking is that he forgot he wasn't off the record with Matt Taibbi.

Boehner: "Can't pay your student loan? Face it your parents were lazy and you couldn't afford college. The world needs ditch diggers and you were born into a family of them. Can't pay your mortgage? Your house was too expensive and you couldn't afford it. Your taxes going up too much? That's what you get for electing a democrat president. Never had a job after you got a degree? You learned nothing in school and you're lazy. I didn't get to be a congressman by watching jersey shore or playing xbox. You think there's no jobs for you? There used to be. There was when I was your age. You don't have fee time because you have to work all days of the week for 16 hours a day and you don't get paid hourly? Thank the unions. They made decent jobs so out of price range of the average American company that they can't hire anymore people and the works' gotta get done. These unions... I tell you they won't be happy till no one in America has a job. And health care? Don't get me started on health care- doctors study their entire lives and they barely make enough to live and yet Obama, who had his entire life handed to him on a silver plate wants to cut their pay. You know that's gonna do? Increase costs- the average persons going to have to work even harder just to see a doctor. "

Taibbi: "With mounting unemployment what do you think is the possibility that we'll see an Egyptian style uprising of the youth? Should we be worried?"
Boehner: "It's not going to happen in the US. The kids here are too fat, too lazy, to addicted to TV, fast food, cheap credit, and facebook. I have news for you- there are plenty of jobs out there- the unemployed don't want them. Today's college student feels entitled to make at least $24 right after college. When they find out they can collect unemployment they would rather do that. You know the average college educated unemployed person is collecting $60k a year? The CATO institute did a study- and I mean, you and me we're hard workers we could just sit around and live, but these kids today- that's all they've been doing their entire lives. I'm not worried for this country- there are a few of them who actually want to work, take Mark Zucker(sic). You don't build a site like facebook out of thin air- it takes talent and hard work. I went to a community college and all I saw were people sitting in front of computers typing away, their eyes were fixed. Probably just facebooking away."

Taibbi has said he'll publish Boehner's full interview in the June edition of Rolling Stone which will feature actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

Now, I'm not 100% sure about if these are Boehner's words or not until the interview is published, but if they are, he's screwed.  And believe me when I say this is absolutely what every Republican lawmaker, national, state and local (and more than a few Democrats) thinks of anyone under 40 who isn't working for Wall Street.  They think you are a fat, stupid, lazy cancer on this great country of theirs, and they want to be rid of you.

The unvarnished truth of John Boehner's worldview is a terrible thing.

The New McEconomy

Good news, America!  McDonalds is hiring 50,000 American employees on April 19!

The global restaurant chain said it plans to hire as many as 50,000 new U.S. employees -- ranging from restaurant crew to managers -- on April 19. The move would increase the hamburger company's U.S. workforce by 7.7 percent to 700,000, but such hiring is typical in the lead up to the busy summer months.

"Our total hires are similar to past years, but the goal of hiring 50,000 people in one day across the U.S. is unique," McDonald's spokeswoman Ashlee Yingling told Reuters.

The April hiring event is preparation for the busy summer months. "But these are not just seasonal jobs. It's a mix of permanent and temporary jobs," Yingling said.

She added that McDonald's hourly employees typically make more than minimum wage, often more than $8 per hour.

Hmm, $8 an hour.  For a temporary, part-time summer job.  Hey, wait a minute...

Janney Capital Markets analyst Mark Kalinowski told Reuters that the announcement "certainly seems like a way to attract some favorable publicity around something it was more or less going to do anyway."

McDonald's said it and its franchisees would be spending an extra $518 million on wages and salaries for the 50,000 new workers it plans to hire.

Little math here says if all those 50,000 jobs were full-time, that would be $10 grand a year and about $5 an hour...less than minimum wage.

In other words, the vast majority of these jobs are part-time summer gigs, which McDonald's would normally hire anyway...and fire in September.  The full-time jobs?  Turnover.

PS, Some 25,000 Toyota plant workers here in the US are about to get laid off for an "unspecified amount of time" due to parts shortages and inventory problems due to the Sendai earthquake.  No fear, the Golden Arches are hiring at $8 an hour.  I'm sure that will be comparable to what they were making at Toyota.

Right?