StupidiNews, Weekend Edition

• Gustav is now a Category 3 Hurricane with winds at 115 MPH as it rounds Cuba and heads for the Gulf...and NOLA.
• The strategic key to Georgia these days is the modern port city of Poti.
• General Petraeus is expected to announce plans for more troop cuts in Iraq due to the "success" the US continues to have.
• Michael Phelps is taking the endorsement world by storm.
• The Dalai Lama remains hospitalized as his fellow Tibetans fast and pray.