StupidiNews!

Here's the StupidiNews for Thursday.

• Brett Farve is a Jet. Already, the Joe "Willie" Namath stuff begins. PS...still the Jets. I think the NY QB he should be compared to is Vinnie.
• Huge drug ring bust for Oxycontin in Miami. Bus drivers, County workers, trash dudes, it was a massive ring, 62 people nabbed. No mention if El Rushbo was a client.
• Our strategerificationary position on Iran's nookular program is Operation Good Cop, Bad Cop.
• Remember that cease fire deal the Pakistani government had with those tribal rebels that may or may not be hiding Bin Laden? Yeah, that's going real well.
• Those last two items and a a Turkish pipeline problem mean oil is back over $120 a barrel.