StupidiNews!

• Men's clothing sales are up. Chips are down, guys dress like the Mad Men.
  
• Chalk up two more gold medals for Michael Phelps. Just another day at the office.
• Barry O unveils his "Republicans For Obama" effort with some big names.
• Starz takes Vongo out back with a shotgun and a plan.
• The Ukrainians are having serious second thoughts about joining NATO now.