StupidiNews!

• Pakistan's Pervez Musharraf is leaving, Russian troops in Georgia still not leaving.
• Helicopter Ben Bernanke has to decide what the Fed can bail out, and what the Fed can't, as $900 billion only goes so far these days...
• Michael Phelps brought in the gold, now he's expected to bring in the green.
• Who won the Saddleback Church Presidential candidate forum last weekend? Both and neither.
• The world will be out of IPv4 addresses by 2011, and the world might want to pay attention.