StupidiNews!

• Michelle Obama and Teddy Kennedy kicked off the DNC with a pair of rousing speeches...
• ...as Newsweek reports three white supremacists in Denver were arrested for an alleged plot to kill Barack Obama.
• South Ossetia's Russian-recognized independence is making news, but Abkhazia (that other breakaway province in Georgia) may be strategically and politically more important.
• Local officials across the country are eager to use that $4 billion approved to buy and fix up foreclosed homes.
• Fixing the government's terror watch list may -- surprise! -- make the situation much worse!