McSame's New Stunt Of The Week Is:

...Guess. If you said "A new shiny wrapper for his existing corporate tax cut Ponzi scheme" then you win.

Republican presidential candidate John McCain is considering rolling out a new comprehensive economic package to tackle the U.S. financial crisis, one of his closest supporters said on Sunday.

"I think it goes along the lines that now is the time to lower tax rates for investors, capital gains tax, dividend tax rates, to make sure that we can get the economy jump-started," said Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina.

Yes, because I know my largest problem right now as a taxpayer is capital gains on my investment portfolio. Also, I'm equally sure the only reason the Dow is plummeting is because the capital gains taxes are too high. We're all just getting crushed by capital gains taxes right now from our investments.

This plan will help out Aunt Sandy at Wal-Mart, surely.