StupidiNews, Halloween Edition!

Here's some scary news, kids. What's your Halloween costume this year?

• 10 million homeowners are going as hobos this year, breaking even or owing more on their homes than their homes are worth.."underwater" on equity.
• Nearly 1 in 4 Texans are going as Archie Bunker, they believe Obama is Muslim.
• The US military is going as the Men in Black, complete with "flashy things" to manipulate memory and amnesia.
• 12,000 Floridians are going as the Invisible Man, because state law says their IDs don't exactly match voter registration, they need to now present other forms of ID to be able to vote.
• Phillies Phans are going as Phillies Phans to today's World Series parade.

Scary stuff, huh kids? Woo!