StupidiNews!

• Hurricane Omar takes aim at the Virgin Islands.
• The McSame campaign equates Palin's association with the Alaska Independence Party with "smearing Obama's religion".
• Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has a major fundraising advantage over challenger Bruce Lunsford in Kentucky that could give him a solid win.
• What does the FCC plan to do with the soon to be empty analog TV spectrum?
• The Phillies advance to the World Series after knocking off the Dodgers 5-1.